Apple makes a big reveal for BHoF!

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Apple Angel receives a plaque of recognition, from museum director Dustin Wax, for her donation to the Burlesque Hall of Fame‘s Big Reveal fundraiser for a new museum space.

New Merch!

Get a slice of Apple before there’s none left!

  • Bachelor Pad Night Cap 2016

  • 4×6     J’Adore and Sea Witch Photos

  • 8×10   Dark Bunny Photo

My Ass Made You an Ass

Well, it happened. I post a photo and a woman hated on it. At first, I was livid… actually, at first I was hurt. Why would someone post something rude on my pic? Why wouldn’t they just go away? The part that really gets me is, it’s the first interaction this person has ever had with me. No “hello” just right to “bad ass – with a thumbs down emoji” Aww, really?

Now, here’s the thing… I don’t expect every person on the planet to look at a photo of a performance shot of my booty and go “damn! That’s a nice one!” but my UNPHOTOSHOPPED booty is pretty nice!

And yes, it’s mine. It’s all natural. I actually had to stop myself from commenting back to this woman asking what it was about my pic that made her stop her self imposed lurking on my page. What magic was in that shot that made her decide to type away at me? Was it the REALITY of a woman who is NOT PERFECT who had the sheer audacity to post something that isn’t airbrushed into the American society’s view of acceptable? Maybe it’s because I was brassy enough to just GO FOR IT?

Whatever her reason… she posted her rudeness and I left it there (along with the nice comments from the people who are actually my fans). I won’t use the word “hater” because she doesn’t even know me. She’s probably just a sad woman who had nothing better to do than peep on my awesomeness and post something thinking she would bring me down.

OOPS… Mission FAIL!! I’m still going to show off these curves. I’m still going to share performance shots where not every bit of my bod is perfect but it’s perfect for me! So, thanks random woman, you did nothing but make an ASS out of yourself.

Another day another faire . . .

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I will be lounging around my second home, Castleton, at the Oklahoma Renaissance Festival. I can’t help admiring my beautiful fan from Brute Force Studios

Red hot!

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Apple Angel makes her debut at Dallas’ Red Light Lounge for Honey Cocoa Borudeauxx’s Vintage Cocktail Hour.  Come out and see her!

The Sultry SeaWitch

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The Sultry SeaWitch swims your way, Dallas, to the Red Light Lounge’s Vintage Cocktail Hour on May 12. 

Play with Apple

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Apple will share her apples, ahem, talents with the audience at Dallas’ Red Light Lounge for the Vintage Cocktail Hour on Thursday, May 12, performing her “Play With Fire” routine. Share her generosity!

Apple conquers The Castle

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2015 Renfaire Season

Apple Angel heads to Castleton for a journey back in time to the Renaissance Faire in Muskogee, Oklahoma. Come say hi if you recognize her!